Gator$ -N- Fur$ - February Fur: Ain’t No Luv - J-Zone

J-Zone and Chief Chinchilla present…GATOR$-n-FUR$
February 2008: AINT NO LUV!

The hate parade brought by the hate brigade continues! Now it’s Cupid’s turn to get a crossbow shot in his a$$.

Everybody knows February brings some nice things. NBA All-Star weekend (yo ESPN, license “A Friendly Game Of Basketball” from me again so I can make $ome mo money), me and Chief Chinchilla’s birthdays and good deals on winter clothes. But unfortunately it brings the absolute worst holiday of all…Valentines Day.

Chief Chinchilla and I are so disgusted at the thought of such a terrible awful holiday that we’re dedicating an hour of our lives to make your Valentines Day as miserable as ours and we’re letting the hate marinate for an entire month (February is short so the next show will come a week late in March).

This one day is just a way for Hallmark to make some bank. But oh no no no, not in the land of Gator$-n-Fur$. Actually, we DEMAND all Gator$-N-Fur$ fans boycott Valentines Day this year and celebrate Black Thursday instead…meaning WEAR ALL BLACK on Feb 14. No red and white, absolutely not. If you’re in a relationship, we aint hatin. Dinner is cool, but no big a$$ f**kin teddy bears, no candy, and lord jesus no cute HTML glitter myspace comments. I’m deleting those this year. If you and your partner are over 18 and have a myspace page just for yourselves as a couple…you’re disqualified. You suck. Remove yourself from the land of Gator$-n-Fur$ immediately, you don’t deserve us. If you’re caught doing any of the above, you’re off the team! Without further ado, from sad to savage, we present some of the best anti-love songs…

Men lie, women lie…but Gator$-n-Fur$ tell it like it is!!!!!!

Love always,

J-Zone aka Mr. Don’t Holla aka $ir Charge
and
Chief Chinchilla aka The Onion Ring Pimp aka PETA’s Worst Nightmare

tracklist

1. LL Cool J (feat. Chief Chinchilla): I Need Love Parody
2. Main Source: How My Man Went Down In The Game
3. Odd Squad: Fa Sho
4. J-Zone: Whipla$h
5. Akinyele: No Exit
6. Gang Starr: Lovesick
7. Da King and I: Tearz
8. Onyx: Da Next Niguz
9. Original Flavor: Best Friend’s Girl
10. Casual: I Didn’t Mean To
11. Sylk Smoov (feat. AMG): Bitch Witta Good Rap (Remix)
12. A Tribe Called Quest: Crew
13. Ohio Players: Pain / Dave Pike: Jet Set (Talk Break)
14. DJ Assault: Bodu$$y (Commercial)
15. Solomon Burke: Get Out My Life Woman
16. Greyson and Jasun: Girls Be Buggin
17. MC Lyte (feat. Milk D): Not Wit A Dealer
18. Freddie Foxxx: Somebody Else Bumped Your Girl
19. Poison Clan: Bitch That I Hate
20. Lil Bastards: Bitch Get A Job
21. Arnie’s Love: I’m Outta Your Life
22. Bell Biv Devoe: BBD (I Thought It Was Me?!)
23. Chunk: Treat Em How They Act
24. Eazy-E: My Baby’s Mama
25. Harvey Averne: You’re No Good
26. J-Zone: The Player’s Club (Pt.1)/ Crazy Mary (Talk Break)
27. Yo-Yo: Letter To The Pen
28. Nikki D: Your Man Is My Man
29. Shazzy: Giggahoe (Remix)
30. MC Shy D: GTFOMFB
31. King Sun: Undercover Lover
32. Steely Dan: Babylon Sisters (Talk Break)
33. Louis Logic: Revenge!!

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