GATOR$-N-FURS - September 2008: Dry Spell - J-Zone and Chief Chinchilla

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Unless you have no standards or you’re famous, you’ve been there. Stop lying. The cylinders just ain’t clickin’ ladies and gentlemen. That best of Sade CD (or nowadays your “midnight passion” play list on the ipod) ain’t been used in forever. Your hormones have you running through every number in your cel and emailing every loose strand you ever messed with (or never got a chance to mess with). Some people even go as far as to call up that ex fit for a Jerry Springer episode. Nightclubs are dead. So you join eharmony and after spending 3 hours filling out a profile, you’re hit with a $20 per month fee to hook up with some hog named Ethel or some clown with 2 of his teeth left (and both are molars). It happens to the best of us, join the club. How do you shake a dry spell? Everybody has their own method, but check the September Gator$-n-Fur$ Mixshow (Dry Spell) and find out how Chief Chinchilla and I deal with it (this is the free download link…click here)! Enjoy the show, this is the last one until December. Why??

ALBUM AND VIDEO UPDATES!

As some of you know, Chief Chinchilla has finally completed his debut album (produced by yours truly) and it’s called J-Zone presents…Chief Chinchilla: Live @ The Liqua Sto. Guests include Prince Paul, RA The Rugged Man, E-Swift (of Tha Alkaholiks), Louis Logic, Celph Titled and many more! The album is a collection of funky malt liquor advertisements (like the Old St. Ides joints) and it will be out in early October! The album took 2 months of intense work, so we’re taking October and November off from Gator$-n-Fur$. Enjoy the album and support it when it drops (you WILL know when it drops because I will flood your inbox with reminders like a madman).

As anybody who knows me knows, I’ve never been a video guy. I don’t like being on film, I’m scared of the internet and videos are a pain in the a*s to shoot. But this is 2008 and youtube is the new MTV. If it was up to me, I’d walk into a 7-11 and talk trash to the surveillance camera, pay the cashier for the tape, put some music behind it and that’s my video. I’m willing to meet you halfway. There will be 2 short video/trailers to promote this project. The first being a music video for “Can I Get A Sip??” from the album -I’m not in it, Chief took a Greyhound bus down south to do that one behind my back- and a trailer for the album in which I put my camera phobia behind me for the sake of promotion. We’re filming at the moment, but as soon as editing is done in the next few weeks, we will get those to ya’ll.

And finally, I’ve gotten emails about why Chief Chinchilla doesn’t have any words in these updates. He doesn’t like people, but we’re both getting used to the 2008 way of thinking. I accepted the fact I need to provide some type of video promotion and he’s stepped into the blogging world. He wants you all to know he’s appreciative of the support, but he has some choice words for the haters that don’t like him. The excerpt below was taken from his myspace blog. It’s not for the faint of heart, I warned you.

Peace
J-Zone

TRACKLIST
1. Intro: Pussy On The Moon
2. MC Lyte and Positive K: I’m Not Havin It
3. Willie D and Choice: I Need Some Pussy
4. Fatback Band: Love Spell
5. Too $hort: Gotta Get Some Lovin
6. A Tribe Called Quest: The Infamous Date Rape
7. Digital Underground: Packet Man
8. Red Hot Lover Tone: Lil Boy Blu
9. Audio 2: Build Up Back Up
10. Sly and The Family Stone: Frisky -Talk Break
11. Chief Chinchilla: Can I Get A Sip?
12. Capital Tax: Mr. Wonka
13. Big L: No Endz, No Skinz
14. Kurious Jorge: Trueness To The Blueness
15. Eazy-E: Gimme That Nut
16. Kool G. Rap: Operation CB
17. Ed OG and Da Bulldogs: Feel Like A Nut
18. Fatback Band: I Like Girls
19. 2nd II None: Life Of A Player
20. Sylk Smoov: Bitch Haven
21. General Crook: Gimme Some (Pt. 1) -Talk Break
22. Chief Chinchilla ft Celph Titled: Pimp Potion
23. Double XX Posse: Girls Be Frontin
24. 5th Platoon: The Partyline
25. Baritone Tip Love: Baritone’s Celebrity Skins Game
26. Chief vs Diana
27. Hall and Oates ft. Chief Chinchilla: I Can’t Go For That
28. Peech Boys ft. Chief Chinchilla: Don’t Make Me Wait
29. No Face ft. 2 Live Crew: Fake Hair Wearin Bitch
30. The Meters: Dry Spell- Talk Break
31. Chief Chinchilla ft. Jethro The Rappin Redneck: Hilbilly Beer
32. Brooklyn Assault Team On The Bone Again